I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you. How did your brain even learn human speech? Oh, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See, I married me a powerful ugly creature. Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower … somewhat less attractive now that she’s all corpsified and gross.
Mercy is the mark of a great man. Guess I’m just a good man. Well, I’m all right. Oh, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See, I married me a powerful ugly creature.

It’s called ‘taking advantage.’ It’s what gets you ahead in life. We just call it a sausage. Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. It’s a hug, Michael. I’m hugging you. Army had half a day. Guy’s a pro. No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you’ll have more fun. Marry me. First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn’t date magicians.