Whoa, this guy’s straight? Well, what do you expect, mother? Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough. Say goodbye to these, because it’s the last time! Steve Holt! I don’t understand the question, and I won’t respond to it. Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn’t like his trailer. He’ll want to use your yacht, and I don’t want this thing smelling like fish.
As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. I’m half machine. I’m a monster. I don’t understand the question, and I won’t respond to it. Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough. No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. There’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. He’ll want to use your yacht, and I don’t want this thing smelling like fish. It’s a hug, Michael. I’m hugging you.

Come, Watson, come! The game is afoot. Not a word! Into your clothes and come! The world is full of obvious things which nobody by any chance ever observes. You see, but you do not observe. The distinction is clear. I am the most incurably lazy devil that ever stood in shoe leather You know my method. It is founded upon the observation of trifles. Man, or at least criminal man, has lost all enterprise and originality. As to my own little practice, it seems to be degenerating into an agency for recovering lost lead pencils and giving advice to young ladies from boarding-schools. I must apologize for calling so late, and I must further beg you to be so unconventional as to allow me to leave your house presently by scrambling over your back garden wall. You will not apply my precept. How often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth? We know that he did not come through the door, the window, or the chimney. We also know that he could not have been concealed in the room, as there is no concealment possible. When, then, did he come?